"in case of life, break glass"

[omnia_mutantur]

so, as i'm sure most of us know, i'm on meds. antianxiety and antidepressants. these bottles come all but festooned with happy little yellow warning labels, telling me not to change the dosage, skip the dosage, drive construction vehicles while experiencing drowsiness. and sometimes the wording changes from month to month, or a new label shows up. but this has got to take all possible cakes.

"Call doctor if you experience mood changes, sadness, depression or fear."

um, life, anyone?