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While normally this is the sort of short question I'd post to facebook, I feel like I've got a moderately more interested audience here.

Anyone want to spend too much money to go see Billy Collins read? Because I totally am going to and would love a companion. It's Sunday, April 10th at 4pm and I will totally respect you in the morning. And take you to dinner. And possibly put out, if Billy Collins is half as good live as I imagine him to be.

I'm home sick, watching(sleeping through) netflix streaming horror movies and trying to convince the dog that I should get some of the pillows too. Think healthy thoughts at me?

(no subject)

While normally this is the sort of short question I'd post to facebook, I feel like I've got a moderately more interested audience here.

Anyone want to spend too much money to go see Billy Collins read? Because I totally am going to and would love a companion. It's Sunday, April 10th at 4pm and I will totally respect you in the morning. And take you to dinner. And possibly put out, if Billy Collins is half as good live as I imagine him to be.

I'm home sick, watching(sleeping through) netflix streaming horror movies and trying to convince the dog that I should get some of the pillows too. Think healthy thoughts at me?