help?

this weekend, i need someone to come to my house and be a girl. (actual uterus-having optional) or next week, maybe.

ideally, a kind but honest girl (unexpected, you head the list) who will evaluate the three possible dresses currently available to me in which to get married one is too tight (a little) one, too loose, and one not-new, and attempting to critically evaluate my appearance just sends me off the deep end of self-hatred. i'm not going to think i look good in anything, and light's going to think i look good in everything, and i'd like at least one other vote to consider.

help?

help?

this weekend, i need someone to come to my house and be a girl. (actual uterus-having optional) or next week, maybe.

ideally, a kind but honest girl (unexpected, you head the list) who will evaluate the three possible dresses currently available to me in which to get married one is too tight (a little) one, too loose, and one not-new, and attempting to critically evaluate my appearance just sends me off the deep end of self-hatred. i'm not going to think i look good in anything, and light's going to think i look good in everything, and i'd like at least one other vote to consider.

help?